ฟังเพลงHello-Goodbye (Explicit)

Hi howdy hello how are ya how do ya do

How ya doin hows it goin whats goin on

Whats new whatdya think whatdya hear

Whatdya say whatdya feel whats shakin

Whats happenin que pasa whats goin down

What it is Well we got all kinds of ways to say hello

We've got lots of ways to say hello

You know what my favorite is

Hows you hammer hangin

That's a good one isn't it

Doesn't work to well with women

Unless you're talking to a female carpenter

Then its all right I've always wanted to say

That one to a high church official good evening

Your Holiness how hangs the hammer

So far havent had that opportunity

Then there's one way to say hello that

I really don't care for

One way I really don't like

You know some people will say to you

Are they keepin ya busy

As if someone has the right to come

Up and give me odd jobs

They say are they keepin ya busy

I say Well your wife is keeping me pretty busy

I'll tell ya that

And that seems to hold em for about a half hour

Then there's a lot of ways to say goodbye

We've figured out all kinds of ways to say goodbye too

We say bye bye so long see ya later

Take it easy be cool hang loose stay in there

Ya know what my favorit eisDont get run over

Well some people need practical advice

Some guysll say to ya hey have a good one

I say hey I already have a good one

Now I'm lookin for a longer one

And that seems to hold em for about half an hour

Then ya have all the foreign words to say goodbye

Some guys when they're leavin ya

They think they gotta get tricky

And theyll whip an arivederche on ya

Or avoir or avwhiderzein or adios

Or the American version of that one

Adios mothaf**ker

Or aloha

That's a nice one isn't it aloha

They say that in Hawaii of course

It means hello and goodbye

Which just goes to show if you

Spend to much time in the sun

You don't know whether you're comin or goin

Then have you noticed this

You get in a rut with the way you say goodbye

You ever find yourself using the same phrase over

And over again with everybody

You feel a little stupid

LIke if your leavin a party

And you have to say goodbye

To five people you say ok hey take it wasy

Ok hey take it easy ok hey take it easy

You feel like a godd**n moron ya know

SO you know what I do

Every month I change the way I say goodbye

Whether I need to or not every month

I start usin a different phrase

People notice that they appreciate that extra effort

Theyll say to me pardon me didn't you used to say

Ok hey take it easy I say yes I did but not anymore

Now I say farewell

Farewell 'til we meet again peace be with you

May the forces of evil become confused

On the way to your house

That's a strong one isn't it

People will remember you if you talk like that

Then sometimes you can combine certain ways

To say goodbye that don't really seem to go together like

Toodle oo go with god

And don't take any wooden nickles

Then people don't know what the f**k you're talking about

Or you can say goodbye in a realistic manner

So long Steve don't let self doubt interfere with plans

To improve your life

Well some people need practical advice