The Squip Enters

JEREMY:

(Spoken) Ow!

SQUIP:

Target female inaccessible.

CHRISTINE:

Jeremy?

JEREMY:

Aw, what the hell?!

SQUIP:

Calibration in progress,

please excuse some mild discomfort.

JEREMY:

Mild?!

CHRISTINE:

Jeremy, what's wrong?!

JAKE:

Dude, the freak's freakin' out!

SQUIP:

Calibration complete, access procedure initiated.

JEREMY:

Uh-way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way. I'm fine, I just nee-

SQUIP:

Discomfort level may increase.

JEREMY:

OW! OW! OWWW!

SQUIP:

Accessing: neuro memory,

accessing: muscle memory,

access procedure: compete.

Jeremy Heere...

welcome to your super quantum unit intel processor...

your squip.