Granny Takes A Trip

Granny Takes A Trip - The Purple Gang

Well she lives all alone in a house by a school

She wears fur coats and hats and

Old fashioned jewels

And her one aim in life to be on the screen

Top billing with Vali

Her favourite dream

So once a year Granny takes a trip;

Always first class and she's well-equipped:

For the movie auditions in Hollywood town

She always turns up

But she's always turned down

Well one day on the screen

Granny's bound to be seen:

If she turns up again she's bound to find fame

So Granny my dear we all wish you the best

And know that you'll find your happiness

So once a year Granny takes a trip;

Always first class and she's well-equipped:

For the movie auditions in Hollywood town

She always turns up

But she's always turned down

***Lyrics are from third-parties***