Listen to Tis Harry I'm Planning to Marry song with lyrics from Howard Keel

Tis Harry I'm Planning to Marry

Howard Keel12 Jul 2010

Tis Harry I'm Planning to Marry Lyrics

 

Tis Harry I'm Planning to Marry - Howard Keel

When you turn to the subject of Harry

 

That's a horse from a different safari

 

I can box like a fox

He's as dumb as an ox

But it's Harry I'm planning to marry

 

(Yes it's Harry she's plannin' to marry)

Though he's built like the bust of apollo

 

Just remember a statue is hollow

 

(Physically I'm delish)

Mentally Superfish

But it's Harry I'm planning to marry

 

(Yes it's Harry she's planning to marry)

My hearts wind around his suspenders

 

He's the one that I truly adore (adore)

I am numb I succumb when he renders

 

(the face on the bar room floor)

When he flexes his muscles I flutter

Like a butterfly caught in a shutter

 

When he calls me his mate

I just disintegrate

 

Since the world first began

Never been such a man

As the Harry I'm Planning to marry

(Yes it's Harry she's planning to marry)

 

I bask in his mascular gender

When he sings all my troubles depart

(depart)

For who else could so tenderly render

 

(The hopes of an aching heart)

But when Harry is old and decrepid

And his touch turns from torrid to tepid

When we're both 83 he can have all of me

 

When we're both 85 if I still am alive

Then it's Harry I'm Planning to marry

 

(Yes it's Harry she's planning to marry)