Superhoes

Superhoes - Funkdoobiest

I caught Spider-Man jerkin' off in a booth

To a Wonder Woman comic

Then the Bionic

B**ch f*cked the Hulk a k a Bruce Banner

Did I see Santa

No it's the Green Lantern

Little Bo Peep cold f*cked her sheep

Keep eatin' that p**sy

F*ck the

Best f*cked a b**ch

Bullwinkle's kinda moosy

Triple X hardcore

Ni**a f*cked a floozy

Miss Piggy

Gotta pick a sticky

Mickey Mouse pulled her blouse

Smoked a blunt for the hicky

Dorothy Tin Man the Lion and the Scarecrow

Messin' with the p**sy

Hairy just like the werewolf

Cyclops Wolverine

And the Nightcrawler

Went to a bar

And yo they had dollars

Roll in the parlor

Hittin' off switches

For Richie Rich riches

Pulls all the b**ches

I turned on the headset

Like Judy Jetson

Here comes Barbie

Look who she lets in

Hansel Gretel

Gretel f*ck the kettle

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun

It's a small world

Ready for some call girl

Wrapped around her neck

A lace that was all pearls

Nights had Medusa

Dancin' on tables

Joker's got a lap dance

From Charlie's Angels

It's night

In a secret hideaway somewhere in Gotham City

As a woman in a feline costume

Strokes a Siamese cat

And speaks to several well-dressed men

Twinkle twinkle

On a star

Superho tell me who you are

Catwoman in a red tight see-thru

Dancin' on a pole

With a do-see-do

Mosy on out

Now where goes that ho they call

Cinderella

Makin' men jealous

Like Dick Tracy

Tweety Sylvester

Sufferin' succotash

Cuz Snow White's gonna be f*ckin' all night

Strobelite dancin' in front of the mirror

He-Man's f*ckin' with Smurfette and She-Ra

The freaky freaky deeky

Wilma Flintstone

Betty too

Is she ready for the nympho

***Lyrics are from third-parties***