Everyday Normal Guy (Explicit)

Everyday Normal Guy - Jon Lajoie

I'm just a regular everyday normal guy

Nothing special 'bout me motherf**ker

I'm just a regular everyday normal guy

When I go to the clubs I wait in line motherf**ker

I'm just a regular everyday normal guy

I got six hundred dollars in the bank motherf**ker

I'm just a regular everyday normal guy

And my sexual performances are average

I work at customer service for a phone company

I make twelve bucks an hour but that's all I need

I live in a small apartment on a quiet street

I don't go out too much I like to watch TV

I can't afford a car I use public transportation

I don't mind I read 'til I reach my destination

Sometimes a newspaper sometimes a book

The amount of money I save the s**t is off the hook

And I'm not very good with the women

I'm a pretty shy person and I'm average looking

Last time I had sex was in 2003

And I am ashamed to admit but it wasn't free

I'm just a regular everyday normal guy

I get nervous in social situations motherf**ker

I'm just a regular everyday normal guy

I get constipated once a month motherf**ker

I'm just a regular everyday normal guy

And I make pretty good spaghetti sauce motherf**ker

I'm just a regular everyday normal guy

And I get scared when I go see the dentist

I'm the pauly shore of everyday life

Easily forgettable and I'm not very liked

I have an according to Jim personality

I'm as entertaining as a F**king STD

If you wanna mess with me I think you probably can

Because I am not confident and I'm weak for a man

I'll just roll up in a ball while

You kick me in the back

Yeah honestly I probably won't fight back

And I don't have many friends that would back me up

My friend steve would but he doesn't look very tough

You want some of this b***h

If you rarely get laid put your hands up

If you're not well paid put yo' hands up

If you got a pet cat put your hands up

And if you got a bad back put your hands up

I hurt my back two summers ago moving a fridge

And ever since then it's just not the same

Y'know it it gets pretty it gets pretty sore

I'm just a regular everyday normal guy

My parents are really nice people motherf**ker

I'm just a regular everyday normal guy

I'm somewhat afraid of heights motherf**ker

I'm just a regular everyday normal guy

I like the show Grey's Anatomy motherf**ker

I'm just a regular everyday normal guy

And I'm pretty good at making paper planes