Theme From A NOFX Album

Theme From A NoFx Album - NOFX

Theme were professional punkers we come from the sublures

After 15 years we still having fun

Now were over 30 not looking so purty at least we got a beat up accordian

Thats erik our drummer his fathers a plumber

He drank enough booze to get rhode island drunk

Now hes straight but smelly hes got one big belly

From living the good life provided by punk

Singnin singnin singnin

Buy me a becks bear or pass me the bong

Gimme some bushmills Ill sing you this song

Open another big box of cheap wine were over 30 doin just fine

El hefe is not satanic hes one hip hispanic

He grew up with one dozencousins and kin

He wears baggy pants and he knows how to break dance

Youve seen him doing every impersonation

That melvin on six string so tell me I can't sing

Oh I know you can just don't do it around me

Stick with what you know

Playing guitar solo with hetson and watt in punk rock karaoke

Singnin singnin singnin

Buy me a becks bear or pass me the bong

Gimme some bushmills Ill sing you this song

Open another big box of cheap wine were over 30 doin just fine

My name is fat mike I'm obsessed by big lesbians

I've been a punk rocker for most of my life

I sing kinda flat I'm not really so fat

But thats how I hit them with a hook or a slice

I'm kent I do sounds look hes getting so round

I'm timmy the turtle he counts and he clicks

I'm gay I don't care someone please cut his hair

I'm limo from scotland so give me hanggis

Singnin singnin singnin

Buy me a becks bear or pass me the bong

Gimme some bushmills Ill sing you this song

Open another big box of cheap wine were over 30 doin just fine

Buy me a becks bear or pass me the bong

Gimme some bushmills Ill sing you this song

Buy me a quamlude or chop me a lime were pushin 40 were doin just fine