I'd Have to Be Crazy

I'd Have to Be Crazy - Willie Nelson (威利·納爾遜)

I'd have to be crazy

To stop all my singing

And never play music again

You'd call me a fool

If I put on a top hat

And ran out to flag down the wind

I'd have to be weird

To grow me a beard

Just to see what the rednecks would do

I'd have to be crazy

Plum out of my mind

To fall out of love with you

You know I

(and I don't intend to)

But should there come a day

When I say that I don't love you

They'll lock me away ay ay

It sure would be weird

To live in an envelope

Waiting along for a stamp

You'd swear I was loco

To rub for a genie

While burning my hand on the lamp

And I may not be normal

But nobody is

So I'd like to say 'fore I'm through

I'd have to be crazy

Plum out of my mind

To fall out of love with you