I'm The Greatest Star

Barbra Streisand2008年8月26日


I'm The Greatest Star (我是最棒的明星) - Barbra Streisand (芭芭拉·史翠珊)

Written by:Jule Styne/Bob Merrill

Listen I've got thirty-six expressions


Sweet as pie to tough as leather


And that's six expressions more

Than all them Barrymores put together


Instead of just kicking me

Why don't they give me a lift


It must be a plot


Cause they're scared that I got


Such a gift well I'm miffed


Cause I'm the greatest star


I am by far but no one knows it

Wait they're gonna hear a voice


A silver flute ah hah ah hah

They'll cheer each toot yay she's terrific


When I expose it

Now can't you see to look at me

That I'm a nach'ral Camille


As Camille I just feel


I've so much to offer


Kid I know I'd be divine because

I'm a nach'ral cougher coughs


Some ain't got it not a lump

I'm a great big clump of talent laugh


They'll bend in half

Did you ever hear the story about the traveling salesman

A thousand jokes

Stick around for the jokes

A thousand faces I reiterate


When you're gifted

Then you're gifted

These are facts I got no axe to grind


Hey what are they blind


In all of the world so far


I'm the greatest star


Who is the pip with pizazz


Who is all ginger and jazz

Who is as glamorous as

Who's an American

Beauty rose

With an American

Beauty nose

And ten American

Beauty toes


Eyes on the target and wham

One shot one gun shot and bam


Hey Mr. Ziegfeld here I am


I'm the greatest star I am by far


But no one knows it


That's why I was born I'll blow my horn


Till someone blows it I'll light up like a light


Right up like a light I'll flicker then flare up


All the world's gonna stare up


Looking down you'll never see me

Try the sky cause that'll be me


I can make 'em cry

I can make 'em sigh

Someday they'll clamor for my dramer


Have you guessed yet

Who's the best yet


If you ain't I'll tell you one more time

You bet your last dime

In all of the world so far

I'm the greatest greatest star