I'm The Greatest Star

I'm The Greatest Star - Barbra Streisand (芭芭拉·史翠珊)

Written by：Jule Styne/Bob Merrill

Listen I've got thirty-six expressions

Sweet as pie to tough as leather

And that's six expressions more

Than all them Barrymores put together

Instead of just kicking me

Why don't they give me a lift

It must be a plot

Cause they're scared that I got

Such a gift well I'm miffed

Cause I'm the greatest star

I am by far but no one knows it

Wait they're gonna hear a voice

A silver flute ah hah ah hah

They'll cheer each toot yay she's terrific

When I expose it

Now can't you see to look at me

That I'm a nach'ral Camille

As Camille I just feel

I've so much to offer

Kid I know I'd be divine because

I'm a nach'ral cougher coughs

Some ain't got it not a lump

I'm a great big clump of talent laugh

They'll bend in half

Did you ever hear the story about the traveling salesman

A thousand jokes

Stick around for the jokes

A thousand faces I reiterate

When you're gifted

Then you're gifted

These are facts I got no axe to grind

Hey what are they blind

In all of the world so far

I'm the greatest star

Who is the pip with pizazz

Who is all ginger and jazz

Who is as glamorous as

Who's an American

Beauty rose

With an American

Beauty nose

And ten American

Beauty toes

Eyes on the target and wham

One shot one gun shot and bam

Hey Mr. Ziegfeld here I am

I'm the greatest star I am by far

But no one knows it

That's why I was born I'll blow my horn

Till someone blows it I'll light up like a light

Right up like a light I'll flicker then flare up

All the world's gonna stare up

Looking down you'll never see me

Try the sky cause that'll be me

I can make 'em cry

I can make 'em sigh

Someday they'll clamor for my dramer

Have you guessed yet

Who's the best yet

If you ain't I'll tell you one more time

You bet your last dime

In all of the world so far

I'm the greatest greatest star