I Don't Even Know Your Name

I Don't Even Know Your Name - Done Again

Well I was sitting in a roadhouse down

On highway 41

You were wiping off some ketchup

On a table that was done

I knew you didn't see me

I was in a corner booth

Of course you weren't my waitress

Mine was missing her front tooth

So I flagged you down for coffee

But I couldn't say a thing

But I'm in love with you baby

And I don't even know your name

I'm in love with you baby

I don't even know your name

I've never been too good at

All those sexual games

So maybe it's just better if we leave it this way

I'm in love with you baby

And I don't even know your name

So I ordered straight tequila

A little courage in a shot

I asked you for a date and then

I asked to tie the knot

I got a little wasted yeah

I went a little far

But I finally got to hug you

When you helped me to my car

The last thing I remember

I heard myself say

I'm in love with you baby

And I don't even know your name

I'm in love with you baby

I don't even know your name

I've never been too good

At all those sexual games

So maybe it's just better

If we leave it this way

I'm in love with you baby

And I don't even know your name

The next thing I remember

I was hearing wedding bells

Standing by a woman

In a long white lacy veil

I raised the veil she smiled

At me without her left front tooth

And I said "Where the hell

Am I and just who the hell are you "

She said "I was your waitress

And our last name's now the same

'Cause I'm married to you baby

And I don't even know your name"

I'm married to a waitress

I don't even know her name

I've never been too good

At all those sexual games

I never thought my love life

Would quite turn out this way

Hey I'm married to a waitress

And I don't even know her name