ฟังเพลงThe Worst Pies in London

The Worst Pies in London - The Demon Barber of Fleet Street

Written by：Stephen Sondheim

A customer

Wait what's yer rush

What's yer hurry

You gave me such a

Fright I thought you was a ghost

Half a minute can'tcher sit sit ye down sit

All I meant is that I

Haven't seen a customer for weeks

Did you come in for a pie sir

Do forgive me if me head's a little vague

What is that

But you'd think we had the plague

From the way that people

Keep avoiding

No you don't

Heaven knows I try sir

But there's no one comes in even to inhale

Right you are you are sir would you like

A drop of ale

Mind you I can't hardly blame them

These are probably the worst pies in London

I know why nobody cares to take them

I should know

I make them

But good no

The worst pies in London

Even that's polite

The worst pies in London

If you doubt it take a bite

Is that just disgusting

You have to concede it

It's nothing but crusting

Here drink this you'll need it

The worst pies in London

And no wonder with the price of

Meat what it is when you get it

Never though I'd live to see the day men'd

Think it was a treat

Finding poor

Animals

Wot are dying in the street

Mrs mooney has a pie shop

Does a business but I notice something weird

Lately all her neighbors cats have disappeared

Have to hand it to her

Wot I calls

Enterprise

Popping pussies into pies

Wouldn't do in my shop

Just the thought of it's enough to make you sick

And I'm telling you them p**sy cats is quick

No denying times is hard sir

Even harder than

The worst pies in London

Only lard and nothing more

Is that just revolting

All greasy and gritty

It looks like it's molting

And tastes like

Well pity

A woman alone

With limited wind

And the worst pies in London

Ah sir

Times is hard times is hard