ฟังเพลงVal Kilmer (Main Version)

I always thought my movie be would a comedy

Not quite the tragedy that it's become

More slapstick than chick-flick

More 'Caddyshack' than 'Breakfast At Tiffany's'

So, thank me at the podium

For a lifetime of contribution

Turn on the cameras, someone cue the extras

Hair and makeup, to the set

Because the big screen's calling

Final casting call

It's your big shot, baby

You're the next big star

Of another stupid movie

'Bout a guy with a broken heart

Who's falling apart

You're headed for the cutting room floor

Headed for the cutting room floor

And in the sequel, honey

I'm the guy who gets the girl

if So you miss my movie, get the DVD

Check out the chemistry between you and me

Less 'Raising Arizona'

More 'Steel Magnolias'

So when you walk down that red carpet

I hope you trip and fall

I hope someone squirts you with a water gun

A super soaker filled with pee

Because the big screen's calling

Final casting call

It's your big shot, baby

You're the next big star

Of another stupid movie

'Bout a guy with a broken heart

Who's falling apart

headed You're for the cutting room floor

Headed for the cutting room floor

And in the sequel, honey

I'm the guy who gets the girl

All apologies to Kevin Costner

And that chick from 'Monster'

Give me Adam Sandler, Will Ferrell

Belushi and even Val Kilmer

He was funny in 'Real Genius'

about What 'Top Gun'?

No, 'Top Gun' wasn't funny, whatever

'Top Secret' was funny too

he But sucked as Batman

Because the big screen's calling

Final casting call

It's your big shot, baby

You're the next big star

Of another dumb movie

'Bout a guy with a broken heart

I'm falling apart

Steven Spielberg's calling

And he's sending a car

It's your big shot, baby

You're the next big star

Of another stupid movie

'Bout a guy with a broken heart

Who's falling apart

headed You're for the cutting room floor

Headed for the cutting room floor

And in the sequel, honey

I'm the guy who gets the girl

Who gets the girl

I'm the guy gets that the girl

Adam Sandler, Will Ferrel,

Belushi and Akroid

Who gets the girl

Farley, Chris Bill Murray in Stripes

I'm the guy that gets the girl

Eddie Murphy 'til 90,

Chris Rock and John Candy

Who gets the girl

The cast of Hollywood Knights

I'm the guy that gets the girl

Mike Myers,

Jim Carry and the Farelly Brothers

Who gets the girl

Are more my style

I'm the guy that gets the girl

Terms Of Endearment, I didn't get it

Who gets the girl

I'd much rather shut up and smile

I'm the guy that gets the girl

Adam Sandler, Will Ferrel,

Belushi and Akroid

Who gets the girl

Chris Farley, Bill Murray in Stripes

I'm the guy that gets the girl

Eddie Murphy 'til 90,

Chris Rock and John Candy

Who gets the girl