ฟังเพลงYou Could Drive a Person Crazy

You Could Drive A Person Crazy - Stephen Sondheim

You could drive a person crazy,

You could drive a person mad.

First you make a person hazy

So a person could be had,

Then you leave a person dangling sadly

Outside your door,

Which could only make a person gladly

Want you even more.

I could understand a person

If you send it to go away

I could understand a person

If it have to be a game

But worse on that,

A person that

Titillates a person and then leaves her flat

Is crazy,

He's a troubled person,

He's a truly crazy person himself.

When a person's personality is personable,

He should not sit like a lump.

It's harder than a matador coercin' a bull

To try to get you off of your rump.

So single and attentive and attractive a man

Is everything a person could wish,

But turning off a person is the act of a man

Who likes to pull the hooks out of fish.

Knock-knock! Is anybody there?

Knock-knock! It really isn't fair.

Knock-knock! I'm workin' all my charms.

Knock-knock! A zombie's in my arms.

All that sweet affection!

What is wrong?

Where's the loose connection?

How long, O Lord, how long?

Bobby baby Bobby bubbi Bobby,

You could drive a person buggy,

You could blow a person's cool.

Like you make a person feel all huggy

While you make her feel a fool.

When a person says that you upset her,

That's when you're good.

You impersonate a person better

Than a zombie should.

I could understand a person

If he wasn't good in bed.

I could understand a person

If he actually was dead.

Exclusive you!

Elusive you!

Will any person ever get the juice of you?

You're crazy,

You're a lovely person,

You're a moving,

Deeply malajusted,

Never to be trusted,

Crazy person yourself.

Bobby is my hobby and I'm givin' it up!