ฟังเพลงMy Wife Is on a Diet

My Wife Is On A Diet - Harry Hudson

What's the greatest problem now throughout the land

What's the only problem needs a helping hand

It isn't Philip Snowden or tax relief I find

It's something more important now on everybody's mind

Just walk into any home today

It's ten to one you'll hear each husband say

My wife is on a diet and since she's on a diet

Home isn't home any more

No gravy and potatoes just lettuce and tomatoes

Where are the pies I adore

Oh oh oh oh what a disgrace

I'm ashamed to look a grapefruit straight in the face

My wife is on a diet and since she's on a diet

I'm losing a pound every day

Monday grapefruit breakfast and for dinner

And at night some orange juice

Tuesday grapefruit boys I growing thinner

All my clothes are getting loose

Wednesday Thursday I feel satisfied

Then I change to coffee with grapefruit on the side

Friday till Sunday is more than I can stand

Before the eighteenth day I'll have a lily in my hand

My wife is on a diet and since she's on a diet

Home isn't home any more

No gravy and potatoes just lettuce and tomatoes

Where are the pies I adore

Crabs and shrimps I must leave alone

I'm the only lobster she'll allow in my home

My wife is on a diet and since she's on a diet

She's gaining a pound every day