ฟังเพลงBill

I used to dream that I would discover

The perfect lover someday

I knew I'd recognize him if ever

He came 'round my way

I always used to fancy then

He'd be one of the God-like kind of men

With a giant brain and a noble head

Like the heroes bold

In the books I've read

But along came Bill

Who's quite the opposite of all

The men in storybooks

In grace and looks

I know that Apollo

Would beat him

All hollow

And I can't explain

It's surely not his brain

That makes me thrill

I love him because he's wonderful

Because he's just my Bill

He can't play golf or tennis or polo

Or sing a solo or row

He isn't half as handsome

As dozens of men that I know

He isn't tall or straight or slim

And he dresses far worse than Ted or Jim

And I can't explain why he should be

Just the one one man in the world for me

He's just my Bill an ordinary man

He hasn't got a thing that I can brag about

And yet to be

Upon his knee

So comfy and roomy

Seems natural to me

Oh I can't explain

It's surely not his brain

That makes me thrill

I love him because he's I don't know

Because he's just my Bill