ฟังเพลงMichael in the Bathroom

Michael in the Bathroom - Joe Iconis/George Salazar

Composer：George Salazar/Joe Iconis

I am hanging in the bathroom at the biggest party of the fall

I could stay right here or disappear and nobody'd even notice at all

I'm a creeper in a bathroom 'cause my buddy kinda left me alone

But I'd rather fake pee than stand awkwardly

Or pretend to check a text on my phone

Everything felt fine when I was half of a pair

Now through no fault of mine there's no other half there

Now I'm just Michael in the bathroom

Michael in the bathroom at a party

Forget how long it's been

I'm just Michael in the bathroom

Michael in the bathroom at a party

No you can't come in

I'm waiting it out 'til it's time to leave

And picking at grout as I softly grieve

I'm just Michael who you don't know

Michael flyin' solo Michael in the bathroom by himself

Oh by himself

I am hiding but he's out there

Just ignoring all our history

Memories get erased and I'll get replaced

With a newer cooler version of me

And I hear a drunk girl sing along to Whitney through the door

I wanna dance with somebody

And my feelings sink 'cause it makes me think

Now there's no one to make fun of drunk girls with anymore

Now it's just Michael in the bathroom

Michael in the bathroom at a party

I half regret the beers

Michael in the bathroom Michael in the bathroom at a party

As I choke back the tears

I'll wait as long as I need until my face is dry

Or I'll just blame it on w**d or something in my eye

I'm just Michael who you don't know Michael flyin' solo

Michael in the bathroom by himself

Knock knock knock knock

They're gonna start to shout soon

Knock knock knock knock

Oh hell yeah I'll be out soon

Knock knock knock knock

It sucks you left me here alone

Knock knock knock knock

Here in this teenage battle zone

Clang clang clang clang

I feel the pressure blowing up

Bang bang bang bang

My big mistake was showing up

Splash splash splash splash

I throw some water in my face

And I am in a better place

I go to open up the door

But I can't hear knocking

Anymore

And I can't help but yearn

For a different time

And then I look in the mirror

And the present is clearer

And there's no denying I'm just

At a party

Is there a sadder sight than

Michael in the bathroom at a party

This is a heinous night

I wish I stayed at home in bed watching cable porn

Or wish I offed myself instead

Wish I was never born

I'm just Michael who's a loner

So he must be a stoner

Rides a PT Cruiser

God he's such a loser

Michael flyin' solo

Who you think that you know

Michael in the bathroom by himself

Oh by himself

Oh by himself

All you know about me is my name

Awesome party

I'm so glad I came