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The girls today in society

Go for classical poetry

So to win their hearts one

Must quote with ease

Aeschylus and Euripides

But the poet of them all

Who will start 'em simply ravin'

Is the poet people call

The bard of Stratford-on-Avon

Brush up your Shakespeare

Start quoting him now

Brush up your Shakespeare

And the women you will wow

Just declaim a few lines from "Othella"

And they think you're a heckuva fella

If your blonde won't respond

When you flatter 'er

Tell her what Tony told Cleopaterer

If she fights when her clothes you are mussing

What are clothes "Much Ado About Nussing "

Brush up your Shakespeare

And they'll all kowtow

If I treat the kid to 'A Midsummer Night Dream'

Brush up your Shakespeare

If she says your behavior is heinous

Kick her right in the "Coriolanus "

Brush up your Shakespeare

And they'll all kowtow