ฟังเพลงYou Won't Succeed On Broadway (Original Broadway Cast Recording: "Spamalot")

You Won't Succeed On Broadway - David Hyde Pierce/Todd Ellison

Composed by：Eric Idle/John Du Prez

You may have the finest sets

Fill the stage with penthouse pets

You may have the loveliest costumes and best shoes

You my dance and you may sing

But I'm sorry Arthur king

You'll hear no cheers

Just lots and lots of boos

Boo

You may have butch men by the score

Whom the audience adore

You may even have some animals from zoos

Though you've holes and krauts instead

You may have unlevened bread

But I tell you you are dead

If you don't have any Jews

They won't care if it's witty

Or everything looks pretty

They'll simply say it's shitty and profuse

Nobody will go Sir

If it's not kosher then no show Sir

Even Goyem won't be dim enough to choose

Put on shows that make men stare

With lots of girls in underwear

You may even have the finest of reviews

You're doing great

The audiences won't care Sir

As long as you don't dare Sir

To open up on Broadway

If you don't have any Jews

You may have dramatic lighting

Or lots of horrid fighting

You may even have some white men sing the blues

Your knights might be nice boys

But sadly we're all goys

And that noise that you call singing you must lose

So despite your pretty lights

And naughty girls in nasty tights

And the most impressive scenery you use

You may have dancing mana mano

You may bring on a piano

But they will not give a d**n o

If you don't have any Jews

Ooooooy

Ooooooy

You may fill your play with gays

Have Nigerian girls in stays

You may even have some schizas making stews

You haven't got a clue

If you don't have a Jew

All of your investments you are going to lose

There's a very small percentile

Who enjoys a dancing gentile

I'm sad to be the one with this bad news

But never mind your swordplay

You just won't succeed on Broadway

You just won't succeed on Broadway

If you don't have any Jews

Arthur can you hear me

To get along on Broadway

To sing a song on Broadway

To hit the top on Broadway and not lose

I tell you Arthur king

There is one essential thing

There simply must be simply must be Jews

There simply must be

Arthur trust me

Simply must be Jews