ฟังเพลงThe Universal Adjective Song (Album Version)

The Universal Adjective Song - Pinkard & Bowden

I guess I must've learned that word

When I was just a child

But how the fuck would I know

It would drive my teachers wild

It just seemed so descriptive

When I read it off the wall

I shouted it in the classroom

And had to stand in the fuckin' hall

You know that I refined its use

When I was in the Navy

I learned to eat defensively

And say "Pass the fuckin' gravy"

They taught me how to fuck around

And live it up on leave

The ways I've learned to use that word

You wouldn't fuckin' believe

Oh the universal adjective is

Fuckin' up my life

Fuckin' up my life (Yeah)

Fuckin' up my life

I lost so many friends

I even lost my fuckin' wife

The universal adjective is

Fuckin' up my life

I was sittin' in a bar one night

All fucked up on tequila

My wife comes in all fuckin' mad

Says "I'll fuckin' see ya"

I really didn't understand

Just what the fuck she meant

Until she took me into court

And she took every fuckin' cent

(Sing along)

Oh the universal adjective is

Fuckin' up my life

Fuckin' up my life (Yeah)

Fuckin' up my life

I lost so many friends

I even lost my fuckin' wife

The universal adjective is

Fuckin' up my life