ฟังเพลงBeelz

Beelz - Stephen Lynch

I figured since I wrote a song about you know

God and Jesus and all that

I would have to give the opposition equal time

Ever since first man has walked this earth I have been here

To whisper seeds of doubt and evil thoughts into his ear

I am the beast the outcast angel fallen from on high

I go by many names by there is one you can't deny

My name is Satan

Hi everybody

Ahh let me tell you a little about myself

My friends all call me old scratch and I am a Capricorn

My turn on are romantic walks and killing the unborn

I've got little devil horns and a little goatee

And little devil eyes to help a little devil see

And little cloven hoofs to make it kinda hard to ski

I'm Satan

Woo hoo

Mephistopheles

My real name is Beelzebub but you can call me Beelz

I love to watch fox news and then go club some baby seals

Then I'll take a bubble bath and drink a zinfandel

Try to wash off that baby seal smell

And then I'll make a toast to me

Hey here's to my hell

My name is Satan

Ah haa

To carry on evil ways I went and had a son

And now he makes his living as a singing comedian

I'm in every zeppelin album

I'm in all rush Limbaugh's rants

I'm the reason that the Boston red sox even had a chance

And if I want to eat your soul I'll just throw it on a griddle

Don't need to make a deal

I don't need to tell a riddle

And f**k charlie Daniels

I don't care if he can fiddle

I'm Satan

Devil went down to Georgia he was looking for a soul to steal

This is f**king bullshit

Because I would not be caught dead in

Georgia OK it's like oh my god

Six six six

Satan

Look that's just how I picture him

You f**kin' think of whatever you want