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Pottymouth - Danielson

Rachel: Hey Meg I heard you went on a date last night

Megan: Oh yeah Who'd you hear that from

Rachel: Your old lady told me You know she can't keep a secret How was it

Megan: Well he picked me up at seven He looked pretty good He even opened the door for me I knew I saw something good beneath that bad boy facade We were driving to the bowling alley got a flat tire He got out and started changing it but it seemed to take forever So I rolled down the window to ask him if everything was okay ya know There was a huge crash and I think the car fell on his foot or something I dunno Rach He started started mumbling this strange language Something something I'd never heard before

Rachel: What do you mean

(Man screaming unintelligibly in background )

Megan: I can't explain it He just kept mumbling this strange language over and over again

Rachel: Well what happened next

Megan: I didn't say anything to him He got back in the car and we continued driving to the bowling alley I could tell his foot was kind of sore We got to the bowling alley and started to bowl a serious game I kept getting strikes so that was really cool He wasn't doing too well and started getting mad In the last frame he tried to show off and did a little spin I felt so bad for him - he dropped his ball on his bad foot by accident Then I heard him speaking that strange language again

(Man screaming unintelligibly )

Rachel: The same exact language

Megan: Yeah He didn't stop for a long time I just looked at him and I thought "What's this all about "

Rachel: Well how did it end

Megan: He drove me back to the house after I beat him totally He limped out of the car and shuffled with me to my front door He told me that he had a great time and asked me for another date I kinda just stood there thinking "How am I gonna say 'No way' " Then -

Rachel: And then

Megan: He got this silly glassy romantic look in his eye and

Rachel: And what

Megan: He leaned in for a kiss

Man: Hey baby (unintelligible vocals kissing sounds)

Rachel: He didn't

Megan: Oh yes he did He leaned in for a kiss and you know what I did

Rachel: Tell me tell me

Megan: I just pushed him away and told him where it's at