ฟังเพลงThe Old Gumbie Cat

I have a Gumbie Cat in mind

Her name is Jennyanydots

Her coat is of the tabby kind with

Tiger stripes and leopard spots

All day she sits beneath the stairs

Or on the steps or on the mat

She sits and sits and sits and that's

What makes a gumbie cat

That's what makes a Gumbie Cat

But

When the day's hustle and bustle is done

Then the Gumbie Cat's work is but hardly begun

And when all the family's in bed and asleep

She tucks up her skirts to the basement to creep

She is deeply concerned

With the ways of the mice:

Their behavior's not good

And their manners not nice

So when she has got them

Lined up on the matting

She teaches them music

Crocheting and tatting

I have a Gumbie Cat in mind

Her name is Jennyanydots

Her equal would be hard to find

Se likes the warm and sunny spots

All day she sits beside the hearth or

On the bed or on my hat

She sits and sits and sits and sits

And that's what makes a Gumbie Cat

That's what makes a Gumbie Cat

But

When the day's hustle and bustle is done

Then the Gumbie Cat's work is but hardly begun

As she finds that the mice will

Not ever keep quiet

She is sure it is due to irregular diet

And believing that nothing

Is done without trying

She sets right to work with her baking and frying

She makes them a mouse-cake

Of bread and dried peas

And a beautiful fry of lean bacon and cheese

I have a Gumbie Cat in mind

Her name is Jennyanydots

The curtain cord she likes to wind

And tie it into sailor knots

She sits upon the windowsill or anything

That's smooth and flat

She sits and sits and sits and sits

And that's what makes a Gumbie Cat

That's what makes a Gumbie Cat

But

When the day's hustle and bustle is done

Then the Gumbie Cat's work is but hardly begun

She thinks that the cockroaches need employment

To prevent them from idle and wanton destroyment

So she's formed from that lot of disorderly louts

A troop of well disciplined helpful boy scouts

With a purpose in life and a good deed to do

And she's even created a Beetles Tattoo

So for old Gumbie Cats let us give three cheers

On whom well ordered households depend

It appears

Three cheers three cheers three cheers

For she's a jolly good fellow

Thank you my dears

The Old Gumbie Cat - Musical Mania