ฟังเพลงIf You're Feeling Sinister

Anthony walked to his death because he thought he'd never feel this way again

If he goes back to the house then things would go from bad to worse

What could he do

He wants to remember things exactly as he left them on that funny day

And if there is something else beyond

He isn't scared because

It's bound to be less boring than today

It's bound to be less boring than tomorrow

Hilary walked to her death because she couldn't think of anything to say

Everybody thought that she was boring

So they never listened anyway

Nobody was really saying anything of interest

She fell asleep

She was into S M and bible studies

Not everyone's cup of tea she would admit to me

Her cup of tea

She would admit to no one

Her cup of tea

She would admit to me

Oh her cup of tea

She would admit to no one

Hilary went to the Catholic Church because she wanted information

The vicar

Or whatever

Took her to one side and gave her confirmation

Saint Theresa's calling her

The church up on the hill is looking lovely

But it doesn't interest

The only things she wants to know is

How and why and when and where to go

How and why and when and where to follow

How and why and when and where to go

How and why and when and where to follow

But if you are feeling sinister

Go off and see a minister

He'll try in vain to take away

The pain of being a hopeless unbeliever

When she got back

Her spirituality was thrown into confusion

So she got a special deal on renting from the man at Rediffusion

Look at me

I'm on TV

It makes up for the shortcomings of being poor

Now I'm in a million pieces

Picked up for deliberation

By the people listening at home

By the people watching on the telly

By the people listening at home

By the people watching on the telly

But if you are feeling sinister

Go off and see a minister

He'll try in vain to take away

The pain of being a hopeless unbeliever

But if you are feeling sinister

Go off and see a minister

Chances are you'll probably feel better

If you stayed and played with yourself