ฟังเพลงMephesto And Kevin / South Park Theme (Instrumental|Explicit)

Mephesto And Kevin / South Park Theme (Instrumental|Explicit) - Primus

Written by：Primus/Trey Parker

In 1986 the university of California at Davis

Saw two of its all time brightest stars

Dr Alphonse Mephisto and Dr Arnie Apesacrappin

Dr Mephisto worked hard towards his thesis his goal

Was to genetically duplicate the DNA structure of asparagus

So that all asparagus would grow to the same girth and length

Giving asparagus a much more pleasant presentation in the world's

Supermarket vegetable bins

Dr Apesacrappin's goal was to genetically create the greatest

Musical entertainer the world had ever seen

Dr Apesacrappin knew that if he could assemble the right elements

He could theoretically build a DNA structure that would ensure

His creation had talent far surpassing the average individual

At the time one subject of urban myth was the story that

Michael Jackson in an effort to maintain his youthful look and

Feminine vocal characteristics had his testicles surgically removed

Thereby making him a modern day castrato

If such a rumor were true Michael Jackson more than likely would have

Had some of his semen preserved before the surgery to ensure the

Future of his name and lineage

Word came back to

Dr Apesacrappin of a secret cold storage locker

Deep within the bowels of the UCLA research center that not only

Contained four containers of frozen semen but also held a pair of

Testicles each was labeled with the name Jack Michaelson

I once heard a noise

In the night the most sensual voice

Song of love from an angelic boy

Stuck in my head

And this is what he said

I am gopher boy

Pondering reality

I am gopher boy

Who will buy my raspberries

This had to be the seed of the king of pop

Dr Apesacrappin was able to use his charm and chiseled Greek

Features to woo a young lab technician by the name of Jennifer who of

Course just happened to have the proper access needed to obtain a small vial

Of the precious semen

The search for the egg was a short one Dr Mephisto simply ran an ad

In the classified section of an LA music magazine the ad read

Wanted unfertilized human eggs for genetic experiment donors must

Have musical background with a plethora of young eager wanna be

Musical starlets willing to sell their eggs the two doctors after

Rigorous auditioning picked and purchased

Dr Apesacrappin felt that it would be far less complicated legally if the

Fetus were brought to term

In the womb of a non human he had long since

Secured the services of the university volleyball mascot a llama by the

Name of Missy

When the baby was ready

The child was removed via cesarean it was a healthy baby

Boy he was named Kevin

I once heard a noise

In the night the most sensual voice

Song of love from an angelic boy

Stuck in my head

And this is what he said

I am gopher boy

Pondering reality

I am gopher boy

Who will buy my raspberries

Kevin was a beautiful child Dr Apesacrappin saw to it that Kevin was

Trained by the best in all aspects of performing

His voice was golden and had a

Sweetness to it that most males lacked he moved with grace and was able to

Moonwalk by the time he was three as Kevin grew with his talent Dr Apesacrappin

Started noticing odd developments in his physical state when Kevin lost his baby

Teeth his secondaries came in with a vengeance they were at least twice

The size of a normal adult's

And the two in front stuck nearly straight out also

As Kevin reached his eighth year

He was the same height as he was when he was four to

Top it off he was growing hair all over

And his penis was enormous even by adult

Standards

It also dawned on the doctor

That even through all the years of hearing Kevin sing

He rarely spoke often choosing to communicate with various grunts and gurgles

I once heard a noise

In the night the most sensual voice

Song of love from an angelic boy

Stuck in my head

And this is what he said

I am gopher boy

Pondering reality

I am gopher boy

Who will buy my raspberries

Others were noticing the changes in Kevin children began to tease him

To call him gopher boy

One day a bully by the name of big Roy started throwing bananas at him

Soon a crowd of kids were all throwing bananas

Suddenly in a fury Kevin rushed at big Roy

And bit three fingers off on his left hand

Kevin was taken away and placed in the custody of the state

Dr Apesacrappin's actions were found out but because there was no legislation

Concerning the genetic construction of another human being

No criminal charges were brought forth

The medical association's board of ethics stripped him of all his credentials

And his reputation was ruined

In fact his name became so synonymous with failure that for years to come

Med students around the world were known to say in times of mishaps

Damn I feel just like Apesacrappin

Dr Mephisto immediately began proceedings to adopt little Kevin

Being a noted scientist and the creator of the cloned asparagus

It wasn't long before the two were legally united as father and son

They moved to Colorado where they live in relative obscurity

Kevin is still a boy of few spoken words

Sticking mainly to his grunts and gurgles

But on occasion if you listen closely

You can hear his sweet golden signing voice ring out

Into the night over the small town of south park

I am gopher boy

Pondering reality

I am gopher boy

Who will buy my raspberries