ฟังเพลงUncle Walter

Uncle Walter - Ben Folds

Your Uncle Walter's going on and on

'Bout everything he's seen and done

The voice of 50 years experience

He's drunk watching the television

You know he's been around the world

Last night he flew to Baghdad

In his magical armchair

Cigarettes and a six pack

He just got back

The spit's flying everywhere

Hey hey hey hey

Your Uncle Walter's going on and on

So late

Where did you go that you were gone so long

How could you leave me here so long with Uncle Walter

Yeah

Your Uncle Walter saw who fired the shots

He drove his chair in the cavalcade

He's flown from South Africa

To countries where

They beat themselves on the backs with chains

There was a fleet of battleships

And 1 reclining chair

Headed north on the Arabian Sea

Now he's back to tell us what

He and his oldest boy Blair

They're getting rich with their mail order scheme

Oh oh

Your Uncle Walter's going on and on

Glad you're home

Where did you go that you were gone so long

How could you leave me here so long with Uncle Walter

Your Uncle Walter told me

Everything he'd do if he was president

Oh now what a perfect world

This world would be

If he was president now

But he's not

And he sees the children smoking pot

He knows that in a moment

They'll be shooting up heroin

Teardrops in his armchair

A 50 minute lecture

Tobacco juice rolling down his chin

Hey hey hey hey

Your Uncle Walter's going on and on

You're back so late

Where did you go that you were gone so long

How could you leave me here so long with Uncle Walter