ฟังเพลงNo Substitute

No Substitute - Chef/Isaac Hayes

Written by：Trey Parker/Bruce Howell

You know Kathie lee you are a very special woman

I don't mean special in a Mary Tyler Moore way or an extra value

Meal at happy burger way no I mean special

Like the song of the hummingbird as it gets ready to find that female

Hummingbird and make sweet love to it

All night long

Just two hummingbirds moaning

And groanin' and letting their

Bodies caress and touch each other in ecstasy slowly the male

Hummingbird gets behind the female hummingbird and eases

His way into her golden valley gliding gently in and out in

And out ooh in and out

Two hummingbirds doing it doggy style all

Night long until finally the male hummingbird screams with passion

And let's his little humming gravy fly all over the nest and it

Makes me wanna it makes me wanna sing this special song

For you yeah baby yeah mama

Ooh Kathie lee you're such a special woman to me

How I'd love to lay you down

And lick every inch of your body

With my tongue

Kathie lee you're my sexual fantasy

How about you and me

Get it together and make sweet love

'Cause nobody can take your place

No way they can match your face

No you got it goin' on in a way so clear

I just wanna buy you a beer

I thought maybe tonight at seven thirty or seven

I could come by and

Pick you up in my car

No substitute no substitute for you

No substitute

No baby there's no substitute for your girl

No substitute for you now

I know you love my body so much

It's something you can't help but touch ooh

I might let you if you promise to be gentle

Now I'm getting all sentimental

Maybe tonight after pickin' you up in my car

We can park down over by the gas

Station that closed two weeks ago and make love in the back seat and

Drop you off at home

No substitute no substitute for you

No substitute no baby there's

No substitute come on baby say it

No substitute for you now

Now you remember our two hummingbirds well after their night of passion the male

Hummingbird couldn't sleep or eat all he

Could think about was that incredible night when things were flyin'

All over the place and beaks were where they should be

So he put his beak lips together

And whistled a song calling that

Female hummingbird back for another night of fire just like I'm

Calling out for you baby

Hey get your a** over here for some good loving

There's only one word that can describe you

You're a flip pity flop pity hoot chyme ma woo woo

You've got everything I ever wanted

My metaphor's all been exhausted

So what say you and I forget about this singing

And songin' and act like a couple

Of hummingbirds ourselves

And get down to some business

No substitute no substitute for you

No no no substitute

No baby there's no substitute for you girl

No substitute

For you no no no no no no substitute

For you girl

Ladies and gentlemen the fabulous brochettes

No no no subs subs sit tune for you

Ba by no no no no no no for you yeah

No substitute

No substitute

No substitute for you Kathie lee yeah