ฟังเพลงMona, Where's My Trousers (2010 Digital Remaster)

Mona, Where's My Trousers - Kevin Coyne

It did'nt really matter

because he didn't really mean to hurt me,

he didn't mean to upset me,

I mean, when he smacked me,

it was quite...

it was quite alright

because that's his right, really

he is my father and he didn't

really mean to hurt me

but it was when he took me outside

and he took me wellingtons off my wellingtons,

he took my wellies off and then

he took my shoes and threw 'em in the garden

and then I felt ever so unhappy

but there was really no point in crying

because when I cry he just

laughs at me and well,

after some time, I do lie sometimes,

I know but anyway I went to school

and Miss Baxter, Miss Baxter said

I was being a good boy

and that I did'nt deserve to be punished

but there you are,

I did'nt deserve to be punished

but anyway I did'nt mean to loose that coat,

no I... I left it in the cloak room,

it was there when I left

but afterwards it seems to have gone

it was a new, it was a new duffle coat

and I went down...

I went down by the docks and I was,

I was watching this man in a rowing boat

and the boat was sinking,

and the boat was sinking

and then there was this silly man

who kept calling me names,

he took away me sweets

cause I spend four pence on sweets,

four pence on sweets,

four pence on sweets,

four pence on sweets,

four pence on sweets,

four pence on sweets,

four pence on sweets,

four pence on sweets,

that's a lot of money but then again

I did'nt mean to do it and he smacked me,

he smacked me like...

he smacked me, he smacked me,

I did'nt mean to do it, I did'nt,

I did'nt mean to do it,

I did'nt mean to do it,

I'm sorry Dad, I did'nt mean to do it,

sorry Dad, Im' sorry,

I did'nt mean to do it, I'm sorry,

did'nt mean to do it,

did'nt mean to do it,

did'nt mean to do it