ฟังเพลงBallad of a Thin Man (Single Version)

You walk into the room

With your pencil in your hand

You see somebody naked

And you say Who is that man

You try so hard but you don't understand

Just what you'll say when you get home

Because something is happening here

But you don't know what it is

Do you Mister Jones

You raise up your head

And you ask Is this where it is

And somebody points to you and says

It's his

And you say What's mine

And somebody else says Where what is

And you say Oh my God

Am I here all alone

Because something is happening here

But you don't know what it is

Do you Mister Jones

You hand in your ticket

And you go watch the geek

Who immediately walks up to you

When he hears you speak and says

How does it feel

To be such a freak

And you say Impossible

As he hands you a bone

Because something is happening here

But you don't know what it is

Do you Mister Jones

You have many contacts

Among the lumberjacks

To get you facts

When someone attacks your imagination

But nobody has any respect

Anyway they already expect you to

Just give a check

To tax-deductible charity organizations

You've been with the professors

And they've all liked your looks

With great lawyers you have

Discussed lepers and crooks

You've been through all of F. Scott Fitzgerald's books

You're very well read

It's well known

Because something is happening here

But you don't know what it is

Do you Mister Jones

Well the sword swallower he comes up to you

And then he kneels

He crosses himself

And then he clicks his high heels

And without further notice

He asks you how it feels

And he says Here is your throat back

Thanks for the loan

Because something is happening here

But you don't know what it is

Do you Mister Jones

Now you see this one-eyed midget

Shouting the word NOW

And you say For what reason

And he says How

And you say What does this mean

And he screams back You're a cow

Give me some milk

Or else go home

Because something is happening here

But you don't know what it is

Do you Mister Jones

Well you walk into the room

Like a camel and then you frown

You put your eyes in your pocket

And your nose on the ground

There ought to be a law

Against you comin' around

You should be made

To wear earphones

Because something is happening here

But you don't know what it is

Do you Mister Jones