ฟังเพลงBadtimes

Badtimes - Laika

Written by：Margaret Fiedler/Guy Fixsen

If you receive an email with a subject of badtimes

Delete it immediatly without reading it

This is the most dangerous email virus yet

It will rewrite your hard drive

Not only that

But it will scramble any disks

That are even close to your computer

It will recalibrate your refrigerators coolness settings

So all your ice cream melts

It will demagnetize the strips on all your credit cards

Screw up the tracking on your vcr

And use subspace field harmonics

To render any cds you try to play unreadable

It will give your exboy or girlfriend your new phone number

It will mix antifreeze into your fishtank

It will drink all your beer

And leave it's socks out on the coffee table

When theres company coming over

It will put a dead kitten

In the back pocket of your good suit

And hide your car keys when you're late for work

Badtimes will make you fall in love with a penguin

It will give you nightmares about circus midgets

It will pour sugar in your gas tank

And shave off both your eyebrows

While dating your current boy or girlfriend behind your back

And billing the dinner and hotel room to your visa card

It will seduce your grandmother

It does not matter if she is dead

Such is the power of badtimes

It reaches out beyond the grave

To sully those things we hold most dear

It moves your car randomly around parking lots

It can't find them

It will kick your dog

It will leave libidinous messages

On your boss voice mail in your voice

It is insidious and subtle

It is dangerous and terrifying to behold

It is also a rather interesting shade of mauve

Badtimes will give you dutch elm disease

It will leave the toilet seat up

It will make a batch of methamphetamine in your bathtub

And then leave bacon cooking on the stove

While it goes out to chase high school kids

With your new snowblower

These are just a few of the signs

Be very very careful