ฟังเพลงMay the Bird of Paradise Fly up Your Nose

May the Bird of Paradise Fly up Your Nose - Hit Co. Masters

One fine day as

I was a-walkin'

Down the street

Spied a beggar man

With rags upon his feet

Took a penny from my pocket

In his tin cup I did drop it

And I heard him say

As I made my retreat

"May the bird of paradise

Fly up your nose"

"May an elephant caress

You with his toes"

"May your wife be plagued

With runners in her hose"

"May the bird of paradise

Fly up your nose"

The laundry man is

Really on his toes

Found a hundred-dollar bill

Among my clothes

When he called me

I came a-runnin'

Gave him back his dime for phonin'

And I heard him sayin'

As I turned to go

"May the bird of paradise

Fly up your nose"

"May an elephant caress

You with his toes"

"May your wife be plagued

With runners in her hose"

"May the bird of paradise

Fly up your nose"

I was way behind one day

To catch the train

Taxi driver said "We'll make it

Just the same"

The speed cop made it with us

And as he wrote out the ticket

I stood by politely a-waitin'

For my change

"May the bird of paradise

Fly up your nose"

"May an elephant caress

You with his toes"

"May your wife be plagued

With runners in her hose"

"May the bird of paradise

Fly up your nose"

"May the bird of paradise

Fly up your nose"

"May an elephant caress

You with his toes"

"May your wife be plagued

With runners in her hose"