ฟังเพลงPut Me on a Plate

I'm a full three course tonight

I'm a tummy rollercoaster allright

Drowned in sauce

Egg on top

All the sides with a big fat butter dollop

I'm a full f**kin dinner to night

Outta sight all right

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Why don't you go right on and put me on a plate now

Put me on a plate now

I am done and ready to eat

You can sit right down and dig into the good stuff so good that you can never get enough got me tickling from my head to my feet

I'm like butter on the toast just right

Like the gravy on the roast so right

Book yourself a table for a weekday lunch

Call the maitre' dee know you got that hunch

Peek into the kitchen you can hear what it says

Bring a big napkin this is gonna be a big mess

Why don't you go right on and put me on a plate now

Put me on a plate now

I am done and ready to eat

You can sit right down and dig into the good stuff so good that you can never get enough got me tickling from my head to my feet

Grab a knife and fork and spoon

Got a table ready at noon

Have a grape or

Have a prune

Come alone or bring a goon

Like a wham bam leg o lamb egg and chips and ham

Like a ding dong sing song bangin on the gong

Like a woo hoo kung fu pepper in a curry stew

Tick tock bomb clock ready for the food shock