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The Ghost (幽灵) - George Formby

The house that I live in is haunted

I've heard funny noises of late

For one evening in the back kitchen I'll swear

I saw a mans shadow go creeping in there

When I told the wife she said hush it's a ghost

And you'd be better get off to bed

Keep out of his way don't let him see you

Every man that he looks at drops dead

I'm terrified out of my life

I'd leave the house but for the wife

Our house is haunted I'm sure there's a ghost in the house

One night death-like silence was heard all about

To make matters worse all the lights they went out

The wife said to me off to bed

And I'll see if I can't find the ghost

She went in the pantry don't move someone said

Then I heard things like knives being sharpened I turned red

When a voice said where is he I fell out of bed

Oh I wish we were rid of the ghost

One night as I sat in the bedroom

I heard a disturbance downstairs

Someone screamed and said oh you mustn't do that

I locked my room door and hid under the mat

I used to have three suits of clothes once to wear

But now I can only find one

I said to the wife where's my clothes

She said hush and I'll see if the ghost has 'em on

She says through brick walls he can get

He's been through my pockets I'll bet

Our house is haunted I'm sure there's a ghost in the house

Every night round the place softly creeping he goes

But my wife's not frightened her courage she shows

Each night I can hear him below

And the wife knows I'm frightened the most

She gets up and leaves me in bed filled with fright

Whilst downstairs for hours she hunts him left and right

I haven't seen her since eleven last night

Oh I wish we were rid of the ghost oh mother