ฟังเพลงGoodbye Squirrel

Goodbye Squirrel - The Hit Co.

Be vewy vewy qwiet we are huntin somethin

Me and harold muffert were outdoors men

Set in our backwoods ways

Both members of the huntin club

Both active in the nra

National redneck association

We scouted a location where we had no doubt

We'd kill the biggest buck in the world

About a 34 pointer

Harold waited in his tree stand

But all he seen was a squirrel

Dang near two weeks since the season started

And neither one of us was amused

Ha ha ha

We had on real tree camo high powered ammo

But no big game to shoot

Then we finally saw a deer as big as a horse

Harold had him in his crosshairs

Shoot him

But that squirrel jumped off of a branch above us

And landed in harold's hair

Dang get it out dang

No his head he landed

Like a wimp he laid there cryin

Till i climbed on down

Picked him up off the ground

And it didn't take us long to decide

That squirrel had to die

Goodbye squirrel

With black eyed peas

You're gonna taste good to me

Squirrel

It's you or me

Come on out of that tree

Squirrel

Hey guess what

You've eaten your last nut

Squirrel

Me and harold went down to the surplus store

Bought a keg of dynamite

Two baseball bats and a case of miles

We were in for one heck of a fight

We'll show you

When you're huntin with dumb and dumber

Something's surely bound to go wrong

Now be careful

And when harold lit that real short fuse

I knew it wouldn't be long

When the dynamite blew

Harold's foot did too

And fingers began to fly

Fly

We were barely alive

When the game warden arrived

And much to our surprise

That squirrel didn't die

Gosh

Goodbye squirrel

Just one more shot

You'll be in my crock pot

Squirrel

You'll make a lunch

You overgrown chipmunk

Squirrel

I'll skin ya hide

And make a hat when it's dry

Squirrel

Deadgum earl ronnie milsap could shoot better than you

Gimme gmme that i said gimme that gimme that gun

Look out

Look out no

I think i killed somethin