ฟังเพลงThe Boy Named If

The Boy Named If - Elvis Costello (埃尔维斯 科斯特洛)/The Imposters

Lyrics by：Elvis Costello

Composed by：Elvis Costello

I'm a lucky so and so

A fortunate stiff

You said you'd never knew me

But I'm the one you want to be with

If I tumble from a tightrope

Or leap from a cliff

I won't be dashed to pieces

I'm the boy named If

If I disappear and I slipper from your view

I just step upon a crack and I won't come back

Imagine me

And I'll imagine you too

In a hollow of the bed sheet

Or a picture in a frame

I'm vivid as a summer's day

Then never seen again

Who'll pay the taxman

Who'll place the blame

Who'll point into an empty room

And whisper my name

If I disappear and I slipper from your view

You will step upon a crack and I won't come back

Imagine mе

And I'll imagine you too

Take my hand

We'll go to Magic Lantern Land

Take my hand

See the pictures they've projected

Take my hand

We'll fill our pockets up with sand

Dance in frantic passes

Till the grains all turn to glasses

Drums begin to navigate

The band strikes up a riff

No one will believe you

But the boy named If

Who'll pay your entrance fee

Who'll leave a tip

Who'll say "Listen here Sunshine

Don't you give me no lip"

Who broke your favourite heart

Who stops and never starts

Who kiss you stupid

It must be something you did

Who'll keep you satisfied

After a lover's tiff

It must be some other guy

Not the boy named If

If I disappear and I slipper from your view

You will step upon a crack and I won't come back

Imagine me

And I'll imagine you too

Take my hand

We'll go to Magic Lantern Land

Take my hand

See the pictures we've projected

Take my hand

We'll fill our pockets up with sand

Dance in frantic passes

Till the grains all turn to glasses