ฟังเพลงHe Lied When He Said Hello

He Lied When He Said Hello - Christian Borle/'Some Like It Hot' Original Broadway Cast

Lyrics by：Marc Shaiman/Scott Wittman

Composed by：Marc Shaiman/Scott Wittman

Sister what's wrong

Why so blue

Girls is it that obvious

I got all dolled up in my Saturday night best

'Cause I didn't know my fella was a fraud

But when I walked into his cozy little nest

He was in the feathers with another broad

Now I see that his sweet nothings

Were nothing more than lies

So now girls the scales have fallen

From my rosy colored eyes

Hit it

He keeps a gaggle of names

In his little black book

Of all the gullible dames

That he keeps on the hook

He was so sweet when we met

So girls how was I to know

That he lied when he said hello

Yes like a Vaudeville scene

Oh he's playing a part

He's just a dime store Valentino

But without any heart

He's not a movie star

He's just another two timing Joe

And he lied when he said hello

He has a chorus of songbirds

He keeps under wing oh

So face the fact

The guy is no saint

The guy is no saint

To you he's finally the one

To him you're only a fling

'Cause the man is just pretending

That he's someone he ain't

Someone he ain't

So while you're floating in bliss

Keep your eyes on his nose

Because with every stolen kiss

You'll see the way that it grows

Touch the strings while you can

'Cause he'll never propose

Girl he's just a sad Pinnochio

You're not the bride that he'll wed

'Cause he lied when he said hello

The dirty rotten bastard lied when he said hello

So many voices I hear

So many faces I see

First there is Josephine who's saying

Joe you're smarter as me

And then there's Kip who's shouting

Shotsie it's the end of your show

'Cause he lied when he said hello

If I ask Josephine how can I clean up this mess

She'd say I thought you got much wiser

When you put on my dress

Then Kip would interrupt with

Dummkopf you reap what ya sow

'Cause guy you lie when you say hello

Since I was only a kid I was taught by the best

Disguise the truth and throw 'em some curves

But now it's time to grow up

To put the old Joe to rest

And finally be the friend that Jerry

I mean Daphne deserves

And Sugar can't love a man

And never know his real name

And so it's time for telling Kip

That Joe is through with the game

Then I'll make Josephine proud

By finally taking the blame

Then Kip and Josephine will have to go

So when you see her tonight

I'm gonna tell her the truth

And tell Pinnochio skedaddle

While I still got my youth

So now we're through with pretending

It's time to do right

I'm gonna have a happy ending

'Cause I just saw the light

And now the final bell is ringin'

It's the end of the fight

This referee just called a T K O

To prove to Sugar I wanna stay

I will not lie when I say hello

Too-da-loo