If You Knew Susie

If You Knew Susie - Eddie Cantor

If you knew Susie like I know Susie

Oh oh oh what a girl

There's none so classy as this fair lassie

Oh oh oh my goodness what a chassis

We went riding

She didn't balk

From the country I'm the one who had to walk

If you knew Susie like I know Susie

Oh oh what a girl

I have got a sweetie known as Susie

In the words of Shakespeare she's a wow

Though all of you may know her too

I'd like to shout right now

If you knew Susie like I know Susie

Oh oh oh what a girl

She wears long tresses and such tight dresses

Oh oh what a future she possesses

I had a mustache

She's got such hot lips

Susie kissed me and she burned it up

If you knew Susie like I know Susie

Oh oh what a

Out in public she can yawn

But in a parlour

Mother dear come save your child

If you knew susie like I know susie

Oh oh what a girl