All Er Nothin' Lyrics
All 'er Nothin' - Joan Roberts
You'll have to be a little more standoffish
When fellers offer you a buggy ride
I'll give a imitation of a crawfish
And dig myself a hole where I can hide
I heared how you was kickin' up some capers
When I was off in Kansas City Mo
I heard some things you couldn't print in papers
And from fellers who been talkin' like they know
Foot
I only did the kind of things I orta sorta
To you I was as faithful as can be fer me
Them stories 'bout the way
I lost my bloomers Rumors
A lot of tempest in a pot of tea
The whole thing don't sound very good to me
With me it's all er nuthin'
Is it all er nuthin' with you
It can't be in between
It can't be now and then
No half and half romance will do
I'm a one woman man Home lovin' type
All complete with slippers and pipe
Take me like I am er leave me be
If you can't give me all give me nuthin'
And nuthin's whut you'll git from me
Not even sumpen
Nuthin's whut you'll git from me
Would you build me a house
All painted white
Cute and clean and purty and bright
Big enough for two but not for three
Sposin' that we should have a third one
He better look a lot like me
Yer spited image
He's got look a lot like me
With you it's all er nuthin'
All for you and nuthin' fer me
But if a wife is wise she's gotta realize
That men like you are wild and free
So I ain't gonna fuss ain't gonna frown
Have your fun go out on the town
Stay up late and don't come home till three
And go right off to sleep if you're sleepy
No use waitin' up for me
Come back and kiss me
No use waitin' up for me