Beam Me Up Lyrics
Hey scotty won't you beam me up
I will limber up the rope tonight
Maybe you will never give it up
But I'm fed up with enterprise fights
I would rather be in star wars but in the pub
Just beam me up beam me up
The burned out captain's going down you'll see
Maybe even captain kirk does hate floating
In space tonight
Maybe if I passed my role to the jean luc dude
Could ease my mind
Hell come on just beam me up
I'm ready to brawl with khan tonight
And this time you better make it right：
My booty showed up front last time
Look at my space balls
Colonial marines waiting for the shots
Because our fans don't hate more than half of our movies
Maybe even captain kirk does hate floating
In space tonight
Maybe if I passed my role to the jean luc dude
Could ease my mind
You won't live long and prosper
With less brain than a toaster
Maybe on a new day through this quest I'll learn
To love these scars and burns
Like a slap on the ears emergency shakes the bridge alive
Another klingonian fleet I don't care beam me today
Into the pit of snakes
Maybe even captain kirk does hate floating
In space tonight
Maybe if I passed my role to the jean luc dude
Could ease my mind
You won't live long and prosper
With less brain than a toaster
Maybe on a new day through this quest I'll learn
To love these scars and burns
Maybe I don't hate being on enterprise at all tonight
To boldly go where no man's been before
And drop another pint