Five Years (Explicit) Lyrics
Five Years (Explicit) - Bo Burnham
Lyrics by：Bo Burnham
Composed by：Bo Burnham
Hey baby uh it's me
Um our anniversary's comin' up
It's a pretty big one
And um I wrote a song for you
So I'm just leaving you this voicemail because um
I want the song to begin with this voicemail
Like I want the voicemail to play at the beginning of it
So if you could just download this voicemail when you get it
And then text it to me
Um you might need to
Like download another app to download the
I don't know if you can rip
Your voicemail right off your phone
You might need to like
Just Google it
Don't call me and ask me
'Cause I know
I know what you're gonna do
You're gonna
You're gonna get this
And you're gonna think you just can't do it
And you're gonna call me
But then I'm just gonna Google it
So just you Google it
You're an adult you can figure it out
Um so just figure it out and text me the voicemail
Um immediately if you wouldn't mind
Like right when you get this
Thank you um I love you bye
You're my best friend I love you
You know me and I know you
We got problems that we've been through
We got **** that we'll get through uh
You think I'm rude to you
You think I am the worst
Because I ask when you suck my d**k
You take out your invisalign first
Come on
Five years five years
Still you still me still here
Five years five years baby
Five years five years
We order Chinese I'm eating my dumplings
You reach over and you take my dumpling
You don't even say
Do you mind or nothing
Why would you assume that you're entitled to a dumpling
So I look at you you look back at me like
What the **** did I do
If you really wanted some dim sum then
You really should've gotten some when we put in the order
You say
You're a psycho and I I don't wanna fight
So let's just drop this it's not a big deal
Okay but for the record
You owe me a dumpling I mean it I won't forget
You owe me a dumpling or a dumpling equivalent
Five years five years
Still you still me still here
Five years five years baby
Five years five years
We found a spider in the house
You freaked and you jumped up onto the couch
Since I was close and able
I jumped up on the coffee table
You said you should kill that
I said
Um no **** that
You said
Come on be a man
What
You're a total anti sexist a patriarchy fighter
But your whole worldview collapses
The moment there's a spider cool
I get it this is the real you
It's a pleasure nice to meet you
**** like this brings the movement down
Everyone's a feminist until there is a spider around
Five years five years
Still you still me still here
Five years five years baby
Five years five years
How come every time
I need to take a poo in the bathroom
You out of the blue need to use the bathroom
Just use the guest room bathroom
That's why we got two bathrooms
Just use the guest room bathroom
That's why we got two bathrooms
And you know