I want a casting couch for christmas Lyrics
I Want a Casting Couch for Christmas - Kay Martin/Her Body Guards
I want a casting couch for christmas
One to call my very own
One on which a girl could retire
With an occasional piece in front of the fire
So santa don't you be a grouch
Please send me a casting couch
I've been in nearly ev'ry agent's office
I've been to hollywood and back
My trouble isn't always fallen arches
It's my aching sacroiliac
I want a couch to call my own
I've come to this decision
The only wrestling that i'd see
Would be on television
I want a casting couch for christmas
One to call my very own
One that felt real soft to my skin
And i could even get a little practice in
Cause i don't wanna be a slouch
On anybody's casting couch
My manager's apartment's really soundproof
Believe me you can't hear a single word
Because he's working on a special theory
That girls should be obscene and not heard
One agent had an office
That really was appealing
He even had a movie script
Projected on the ceiling
I want a casting couch for christmas
One to call my very own
My dressing room should be gold starred
So i'll take on all comers with no holds barred
So santa on this i'll vouch
If you'll bring me a casting couch
You'll be surprised how far it gets you
If you show a ju some jitsu
On a casting couch