If It Ain't on the Menu

If It Ain't on the Menu - Hawkshaw Hawkins

When a dog gets hungry he needs a bone

And when a man needs loving he starts to roam

I'm starving for your loving and i don't want a bone

So if you treat me like a dog i'll run away from home

Don't want no warmed over kisses or yesterday's sigh

I want everything fresh even brand new life

If you can't treat me right then it ain't no treat

If the grub ain't no good there ain't no use to eat

I'm a connoisseur when it comes to love

Don't won't a tough old hen in place of a dove

Don't want boarding house kisses i don't want to fight

Don't bother to kiss me if you can't kiss me right

I want a full course dinner and your love everyday

And if ain't on the menu there's another cafe

I want everything fresh from your sweet sweet lips

If the service ain't no good i don't leave no tip

I know all the tricks underneath the moon

If you're cooking some soup you'll know i want a spoon

If you ain't got what i want then another gal may

If ain't on the menu there's another cafe