Mister Five By Five Lyrics
Mister Five by Five - Helen Forrest
Well twirl my turban
Man alive
Here comes mister five by five
He's one of those big fat bouncin' boys
Solid avoir dupois
Mister five by five
He's five feet tall and he's five feet wide
He don't measure no more
From head to toe
Than he do from side to side
Mister five by five
Got fifteen chins
And a line of jive
He's a mellow old cat
A real hep fat
He be mister five by five
That man
Can really jump it for a fat man
The only trouble is there's no way
Of knowing
Whether he's comin' or goin'
Mister five by five
He's slightly plump on the solid side
He don't shake it no more
From head to toe
Than he do from side to side
He's mister five by five