The Varisty Drag Lyrics
The Varisty Drag - Betty Hutton/Peter Lawford
We've always thought
Knowledge's naught
We should be taught
To dance
Right here in Tait
We're up-to-date
We teach a great
New dance
Don't think that I brag
I speak of the drag
Why should a chic
Learn how to speak
Latin and Greek
Badly
Give them a neat
Motto complete
Say it with feet
Glady
First lesson right now
You'll love it and how
You'll love it
Here is the drag
See how it goes
Down on your heels
Up on your toes
That's the way to do the varsity drag
Hotter than hot
Newer than new
Meaner than mean
Bluer than blue
Gets as much applause as waving the flag
You can pass
Many a class
Whether you're dumb or wise
If you all answer the call
When your professor cries
Everybody
Down on the heels
Up on the toes
Stay after school
Learn how it goes
Everybody do the varsity drag
Here is the drag
Here is the drag
See how it goes
See how it goes
Down on your heels
Down on your heels
Up on your toes
Up on your toes
That's the way to do the varsity drag
Hotter than hot hotter than hot
Newer than new newer than new
Meaner than mean meaner than mean
Bluer than blue bluer than blue
Gets as much applause as waving the flag
You can pass many a class
Whether you're dumb or wise
If you all answer the call
When your professor cries
Down on your heels
Up on your toes
Stay after school
Learn how it goes
Every everybody step right up
And do the varsity drag
You can pass many a class
Whether you're dumb or wise
If you all answer the call
When your professor cries
Down on your heels
Up on your toes
Stay after school
Learn how it goes
Every everybody step right up
And do the varsity drag