Beach Ain't One Lyrics
Drew Baldridge - A Beach Ain't One
Girl dropped me like a yo-yo
So now I'm flying solo
New dude in her Facebook photo
Looks like Chevy Chase
Lost my keys I'as late to work
Bossman acting like a jerk
He was dogging me so I broke the leash
And put in my two weeks
Bought some Walmart shades and a one-way ticket
South of the USA girl I bet you wishing
You had this palm tree view no shirt no shoes
But I got a hot date with the sand and the sun
Ninety-nine problems but a beach ain't one
A margarita and a mini umbrella
Sure helps a sunburnt fella
Around here taxi cabs ain't yellow
But I took one anyway yeah I did
I went on a little coastal cruise
Just soaking up them ocean blues
Ate a local enchilada
And there's a town here called Chihuahua What
Got some Walmart shades and a one-way ticket
South of the USA girl I bet you wishing
You had this palm tree view no shirt no shoes
But I got a hot date with the sand and the sun
Ninety-nine problems but a beach ain't one
Sitting here smoking this cigar
Ain't no part of me wondering where you are
Oh hell no
Got some Walmart shades and a one-way ticket
South of the USA girl I bet you wishing
You had this palm tree view no shirt no shoes
But I got a hot date with the sand and the sun
Ninety-nine problems but a beach ain't one
No a beach ain't one
Oh it's feeling good out here baby
Woo yeah
No a beach ain't one
Oh no it ain't
No a beach ain't one