No Time To Be Sober

No Time To Be Sober - Uncle Kracker

Oh what day is it man

I'm at my local Winn-Dixie

Feelin' kinda risky

'Cause I forgot my surgical mask

And it seems the town is with me

'Cause man the looks are shifty

I get from every person I pass

Yup sorry

I'm just here to stock up on spirits

And get a few things for my home

So please can someone tell me

Why all the toilet paper's gone

This ain't no time to be sober

This ain't no time to be sober

There's a time and a place

To hide your face

And I've got nothin' but time to waste yeah

Yeah this ain't no time to be sober

I've had my fill of Zoom meetings

Emotional eatings

Since five o' clock arrivin' round noon

It's stone time

And I swear this paranoia

Man it can destroy ya

Every time I cough I swear that I'm through

I'm like six feet from my sanity

Just tryin' to get back

And figure out why Carole Baskin

Fed her husband to that cat

Oh man

This ain't no time to be sober

This ain't no time to be sober

There's a time and a place

To hide your face

And I've got nothin' but time to waste yeah

This ain't no time to be sober

I used to crack a beer and throw on the CMT

But now I'm sippin' vodka with the CDC and

This ain't no time to be sober

This ain't no time to be sober

This ain't no time to be sober

There's a time and a place

To hide your face

And I've got nothin' but time to waste yeah

This ain't no time to be sober

I do believe we should share cheer

But I'll do mine from over here and

This ain't no time to be sober

I can't wait till it's over