Sexting (Explicit) Lyrics
Sexting (Explicit) - Bo Burnham
Lyrics by:Bo Burnham
Composed by:Bo Burnham
Sexting
It isn't s*x it's the next best thing
Sexting
Ayy ayy AT&T
I am in bed I am ready to go with you
Tonight I'm thinking of taking it slow
We'll use
Emojis only we don't need phonetical diction
We'll talk dirty like we're ancient Egyptians
You send me a peach
Ooh
I send a carrot back
Ahh
You send a Ferris wheel that's pretty abstract
I send back a ticket stub implying that the Ferris wheel's your body
And I'd really love admission to it
Ahh
Oh no
What if now you think that
I'm implying your vagina is as big as a Ferris wheel
D**n
You send back a snowman
Crisis averted
Thank God
Sexting
It isn't s*x it's the next best thing
Next best thing
Sexting
Ayy ayy AT&T
No more emojis now it's on to words
I ask what you're wearing you reply "A shirt"
You say "Are you naked" I say "Yeah except for a top hat"
You say "lmao" but I doubt that
I'm getting hot at just the thought of what I'd do to you
'Cause in my head I'm in your bed and getting through to you
They made the internet for nights like these
Nights like these
I love you baby send a picture of your tits please
Sexting
It isn't s*x it's the next best thing
Next best thing
Sexting
We are sexting
AT&T
You send the pic and say it's now my turn
Jesus f**king Christ I guess I never learn
My phone's flash is my only light and
The flash makes my d**k look frightened
I chicken out and send a picture of my face instead
Because my d**k looks like the baby from Eraserhead
You say "I sent my titties that's not fair"
So I send it to you and then my phone dies
Another night on my own yeah
Stuck in my home yeah
Sitting alone
One hand on my d**k and one hand on my phone yeah
Another night on my own yeah
Stuck in my home yeah
Sitting alone
One hand on my d**k and one hand on my phone yeah
Another night on my own yeah
Stuck in my home yeah
Sitting alone
One hand on my d**k and one hand on my phone yeah
Another night on my own yeah
Stuck in my home yeah
Sitting alone
One hand on my d**k and one hand on my phone yeah