Fat Gal

Fat Gal - Unknown Artist

She keeps me warm in the Winter

Chilly in the Summertime

That's what I like about that fat gal of mine

And when I see my landlord

There's so much of her to hide behind

You wouldn't pay rent if your time was spent like mine

Now she's so sweet with the softest heart

She's pretty soft around other parts

And at night when I lay me down

I don't need a piller when she's around

Warm in the Winter

Shady in the Summertime

That's what I like about that fat gal of mine

Now when she's tickled

So much of her has the biggest time

I tell all my jokes to that fat gal of mine

She's never fickle

You better put your name on the dotted line

First time you meet with with a big fat gal like mine

This hard-time talk don't trouble me

I keep as happy as a honeybee

If things get rough and times get hard

I'll render my gal and sell the lard

Warm in the Winter

Shady in the Summertime

That's what I like about that fat gal of mine

Now she's my shelter in the time of storm

I helter-skelter right under her arm

She's a beauty if you look at her face

And you shouldn't be a-lookin' any other place

Warm in the Winter

Shady in the Summertime

That's what I like about that fat gal of mine