The Bouncer

The Bouncer (保镖) - Kevin Fowler

I was out drinkin' with my buddies

Right after work boots still muddy

Did a shot then we shot the breeze shot some pool

Like we always do

Everybody buyin' everybody rounds

I didn't wanna be rude and turn 'em down

Buzz on after 2 or 3 or maybe 3 or 4

Didn't count no more 'cuz

I was just there to drink

I was just minding my own bui yee I isness

Can I get a wi I I I I itness

I was just partyin on swear I wasn't doin nothin wrong

Just kissed a waitress on the mouth

Then the big bad bouncer threw me out

Said he played defensive line

For Mississippi back in 1999

He didn't seem that scared of me

When I showed a few

Of my karr até moves hi ya

I'm not sure how far I traveled

Just know I landed face first in the gravel

Got up and kicked him in the pork n beans

Dusted off and then I ran right back in 'cuz

I was just there to drink

I was just minding my own bui yee I isness

Can I get a wi I I I I itness

I was just partyin on

Climbed up on the bar to sing my song

Jumped off and surfed across the crowd

Then the big bad bouncer threwme out

I was just there to drink

I was just minding my own bui yee I isness

Can I get a wi I I I I itness

I was just partyin on

Swear I wasn't doin nothin wrong

Just kissed another waitress on the mouth

Jumped off the bar

Surfed across crowd

If I wadn't busy drinkin' woulda taken him down

But the big bad bouncer threw me out

He better be glad I was in a good mood

Yeah I'll let it slide this time