You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch

You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch - JJ Heller

Lyrics by：Theadore Seuss Geisel/Albert Hague

Composed by：Theadore Seuss Geisel/Albert Hague

You're a mean one Mr. Grinch

You really are a heel

You're as cuddly as a cactus

You're as charming as an eel Mr. Grinch

You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel

You're a monster Mr. Grinch

Your heart's an empty hole

Your brain is full of spiders

You've got garlic in your soul Mr. Grinch

I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half-foot pole

You're a rotter Mr. Grinch

You're the king of sinful sots

Your heart's a dead tomato

Splotched with moldy purple spots Mr. Grinch

Your soul is an appalling dump heap

Overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment

Of deplorable rubbish imaginable

Mangled up in tangled up knots

You're a foul one Mr. Grinch

You're a nasty-wasty skunk

Your heart is full of unwashed socks

Your soul is full of gunk Mr. Grinch

The three words that best describe you are as follows

And I quote "Stink stank stunk"