Mink Shmink Lyrics
A friend of mine called me up not long ago
He knew me since I was knee high to a grasshopper
But I evidently didn't give him the right answer because he said to me
Mink
Schmink
Money
Schmoney
Think your hot now don't ya honey
What have you got if you haven't got love
Silk
Schmilk
Satin
Schmatin
A penthouse high in old Manhattan
That's not enough if you haven't got love
Happiness is not a thing that you can buy
It takes loving
Lotsa loving from the right guy
Pearls
Schmearls
Ermine
Shmermen
From Jim or Jack or Joe or Herman
That's not enough if you haven't got love
Ring
Schming
Jewelry
Schmellery
Don't you know that's just Tom Foolery
What have you got if you haven't got love
Cars
Schmars and princes
Schminces
With caviar and chicken blintzes
Don't mean a thing if you haven't got love
Love is just a simple thing that you can't buy
You can't get it wholesale
Darlin'
Why try
Tips
Schmips
Angle
Schmangle
Play around and get entangled
What have you got if you haven't got
Haven't got love
I'll take the Jaguar on the right